Weapon of Ass Destruction
Superman: It's not a cigarette. On my planet, it's a metaphor for "hope."

drownmeinthesea:

*spreads buttcheeks*
“Is that your butthole?”

"No it’s a metaphor. "

fleshpound:

a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”

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the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink

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